Coldplay Sing Three Very Boring Songs chords by Coldplay

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Coldplay sing three very boring songs - Coldplay (BBC Radio 1)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jd4o68_XY

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"Just saw a leaf drop out of a tree" (Minute 0:35)

 Am
Walking this morning, what did I see?
 Am
I saw a leaf drop out of a tree!
 Am
Walking along after dark,
 Am
All kind of changes going on in the park
 Am      F
I'm saying yeah

"I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51)

    Am
It was a gorgeous day
      Em
Everything's going my way
    Dm            Am
I am a man, with some sand in my van

      Am
I don't know what to do
      Em
How do may this stay through
   Dm             Am
Gotta get it out of my van, if I can



"I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50)

 C          Am
Good morning, how are youse?
 C            Am
How your socks? How your shoes?
 C                 Am
You listening to jazz, what did you choose?

 F
Oh me?

G         C
 I'm counting screws!


"I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52)

(Intro) G
    Ha!

 G
Walking down the street
 C
Get a lot of wolf whistles
 G
Gotta find someone to week
 C
Gotta buy some new bristles



"Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42)

 C   Am       C        Am
 Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now
 C          Am
 Just walking along, to singing my new song
 F
 Here we go...

 C              Am
Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend
 C              Am
I got some letters that I've just got to send
 F                     C
I got another nine people, that I want to call
            Am
I got to write to them all
        F            G
Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ...
            C Am
Letter writing never ends

 C              Am
Don't want to write them on my computer



"Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54)

 Am       F
My wife said: Tom you look so scary,
 Am              F
Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy
 Am         F
I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me!
 Dm                G
They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see!

       Am              F
So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about
          Dm            G
Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt
                 Am            F
Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about
          Dm           G
Oh got your permission, to improve your vision


Extra part: https://youtu.be/-1jd4o68_XY?t=8m10s (8:10)

 Am       F
Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair
 Dm                G
Cause soon you gonna scare all children!