♫ Verse 1: D A G She's got a wicked way of getting what she wants from me D A G Involving personality tests she sends to mine D A G She's always checking up, asking if my jeans fit comfortably D A G And letting me know she remembers all our time D A G She's got a wicked way of acting like St. Anthony D A G I've lost so much hope that she's not keeping tabs D A G I've tried to leave her, but she keeps on coming after me D A G And I'll need her there when things go really bad
♫ Refrain: G A I was crazy back then G A And I'm crazy right now G A And they're both in my bed ♫ Verse 2: D A G I've got a wicked way of hating my own company D A G She's not too bad, but got me in trouble way back when D A G Watch sixteen hours straight of the Gilmore Girls quite comfortably A I was crazy back then D A G Cut all my hair off trying to look like Vincent Kompany D A G Tied it together so I could tape it to the wall D A G And posted pictures hoping my friends would fall in love with me A I'm not crazy at all G A ♫ Refrain: D A G Bit of shame, bit of arrogance to put ourselves down D A G Bit of Catherine of Aragon the way she sticks around Em G A But she don't lose her head over nothin' ♫ Outro: D A G I'm rushing past someone so fast that's waited patiently D A G Every morning in the bathroom at my feet D A G I recognise her from a list of scary anecdotes D A G And a picture that you said was of me