Intro: C Em Verse: C I was in Denmark, you told me you loved me Em But not how it happened on Sex and the City C Which I was getting into, I'm such a Miranda Em But I couldn't keep watching, no I couldn't watch it pan out C So I flew over without a bed, see your mom made soda bread Dm7 Listen to your stories which just happen to involve your ex C She went everywhere I went, grown-ups just get on with it Dm7 But I'm still not as old as you were when we first met
Pre-Chorus: F Am She was a good girl, sure I'll pay the price Dm7 F I have to stay broken to be worth your nights Am She left for better and you were in a mess Dm7 C Now I'm just some stewardess who feeds your pets Chorus: Am Em And does your dishes and pays your rent Dm7 C And helps you heal from something heaven sent Am Em And I'll get skinny, I'll swallow hell G But if you turn me into her, I might leave you as well Interlude: C Em Verse: C I'm the little mermaid, you split my legs open Em I have her on a keyring, I keep her as a token C I bought her in Nyhavn in one of those little shops Em I wish I never went there and I wish you would stop