Intro: Em C D Verse 1: G Em C D Unfortunately I am G Em C B My own dog, my own fur companion Em A My own old lady on a forum C Cm Who types in glittery decorum
G Em C D Unfortunately I take G Em C B Myself out walking every day Em A I hand my legs to the feet and C Cm I give my head to the leash Chorus: Am D Every other day I’m wondering G Em What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G Bm These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G Em Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G G#m A#m Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life Verse 2: G Em D I can't smell well, or tell the time. G Em A B Not K through 8, nor K - 9. Em A (For human, grossly underqualified C Cm For canine, grossly overqualified) G Em Am D I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart G Em C D That truth remains for the Walmart Em A 'Cause in either case they say to me C Cm "What the fuck is lost in aisle 3 " Chorus: Am D Every other day I’m wondering G Em What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G Bm These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G Em Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G Abm Bbm Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life Solo: Am D G E Am D G G (Key Change) A F#m D E A F#m E Verse 3: A F#m A E Just watch me, moving far away A E Nobody even knows my name and F#m Bm No one suspects that I’m not fine, and D A Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein A F#m D E Just look at Victor in LA A F#m A E And Syd with the y; State U of A F#m Bm And all the majors at the labels - D A Bm Rebooting soon as I am able Chorus: D E Every other day I’m wondering A F#m Bm What’s a human being gotta be like D E What’s a way to just be competent A F#m Bm These sweet instincts ruin my life D E Every other day I’m wondering A F#m Bm Was it a mistake to try and define D E What I’m certain’s mad incompetence A F#m Bm These sweet instincts ruin my life Outro: Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#m Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#m These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#m Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A F#m These sweet instincts ruin my life Outro Chords: Bm E A F#m Bm E A