Short Skirt Long Jacket chords by CAKE

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
| D   | D  F G A |  x2


Verse 1:

D                F G  A
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
D               F G A
I want a girl who knows what's best
D               F G A
I want a girl with shoes that cut
  D     C     D   G G# A
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

D       A  G        A
I want a girl with the right allocations
   D        A  G        A
Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
D              A  G             A
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
   D          A  G    F# G F# G F# G G#
She's touring the facility and picking up   slack


Chorus:
A                      N.C.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

| D   | D  F G A |  x2

Verse 2:

D                F G A
I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early)
D                F  G  A
I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late)
D                      F G A
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted)
  D    C    D      G G# A
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
D        A   G         A
With fingernails that shine like justice
  D           A  G       A
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
    D       A   G        A
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
    D         A   G F# G F# G F# G G#
She is touring the facility and picking up slack


Chorus:
A
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long.... long jacket
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A   D
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na

| D   | D  F G A |  x2

Verse 3:
D                 F  G  A
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation)
D               F  G  A
I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends)
  D             F G  A
At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally)
D      C        D     G G# A
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
D        A   G        A
She wants a car with a cupholder armrest
D        A     G       A
She wants a car that will get her there
   D        A   G        A
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
   D       A   G F# G F# G F# G G#  A
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron


Chorus:
A
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long............ jacket
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na
D       A  G         A   D
Na-na na-na na-na,   Na-na na-na Na Na

| D   | D  F G A |
| D   | D  F G  |