Fake Tales Of San Francisco chords by Arctic Monkeys

Chords:
  gcea
Bm 4222
A 2100
B 4322
G 4232
E 4442
D 2220
D# 3331

Intro:
Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A

Verse:
Bm      A    Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A  Bm        A Bm A
Echo through the room
   Bm     A    Bm
More point to a wedding disco
  A   Bm     A Bm A
Without a bride or groom
     Bm     A
There's a super cool band yeah
      Bm         A      Bm   A Bm A
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
      Bm     A       Bm
And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
A       Bm  A Bm A
Practicing their lines

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you
N.C.
I don't want to hear you

Verse:
Bm      A     Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A    Bm     A Bm A
Echo through the air
       Bm    A      Bm
And there's a few bored faces in the back
  A     Bm    A   Bm A
All wishing they weren't there
      Bm       A
And as the microphone squeaks
        Bm      A
A young girl's telephone beeps
      Bm        A
Yeah she's dashing for the exit
     Bm       A     Bm
Oh, she's running to the streets outside
      A       Bm        A
"Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
   Bm        A
"The band were fucking wank
      Bm     A
And I'm not having a nice time"

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you no
N.C.
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
N.C.
So all that's left
N.C.
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

Bridge:
B G E B D D# E

C-Part:
B                   G
 He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
 G
I don't quite know the distance
    E
But I'm sure that's far
            B    D5 D#5 E5
Yeah, I'm sure that's pretty far
B                  G
  Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
                     E
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
               B
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
E
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Outro:
Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A