Flipped With A Sausage chords by Alestorm

• Capo on 1st
• Difficulty: Beginner

Intro:

D

Chorus:
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D
Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D

Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Go!

Interlude:
D D G A
D D A A
D D G A
E A A A D

Verse 1:
Bm
For thirty odd years I have lived with this curse
  G
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
  Bm
By a witch doctor from over the seas
   A
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
  Bm
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
 G
An endless tirade of four letter words
  Bm
I lash out in anger at all in my way
  A                 A A A
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Chorus:
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D
Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D
Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads

Interlude:
D D G A
D D A A
D D G A
E A A A D
D D A D
You smell!

Verse 2:
Bm
Long I have waited to have my revenge
G
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Bm
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
A
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Bm
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
G
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Bm
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
A                 A A A
And donate money to a children's charity

Chorus:
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D
Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads
D
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
G           A
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
D
Flip you with a mashed potato
G      A   D  A D
You're all smelly ploppy heads

Solo:

Chorus:
E
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
A           B
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
E
Flip you with a mashed potato
A      B   E B  E
You're all smelly ploppy heads
E
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
A           B
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
E
Flip you with a mashed potato
A      B   E B  E
You're all smelly ploppy heads

Outro:
B A E E
    (Mash potato)!