Touchy Feely Fool Ukulele chords by AJR

Key: C

Verse:
     C
Well, I'm not too superstitious
   G
But I knock on wood a lot
    Dm
Prayin' I'll wake up tomorrow
    F
Get the guts to tell you off
   C
But I know I'll never get there
     G
You could scream you wish me dead
        Dm
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow
    F
Why the hell can't I get mad?

Pre-Chorus:
  C         G
Someday, won't this be funny?
           Dm
Well, I want it funny now
       F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
  C         G
Someday, won't this be long ago?
         Dm
I wanna feel that now
      F
Sorry if I can't see how

Chorus:
  C
I'm screwed
            G
But, hey, what can you do?
          Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool
       Am       G
I would give anything to not give a shit
   C
About you
        G
Life is pretty cruel
          Dm
For a touchy feely fool
       Am       G         C   G   Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
       Am       G
I would give anything to not give a shit

Verse:
     C
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic
   G
But I lose my breath sometimes
   Dm
Now I can't even talk to ya
     F
Now your lawyers talk to mine
     C
Could you teach me to be ruthless?
    G
Could I be unfeeling too?
   Dm
Maybe someday, when I'm older
    F
I'll be better off like you

Bridge:
         C
I'm better off a stick, I'm better off a stone
         G
I'm better off a jerk, I'm better off alone
        Dm
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss
       Am            G
I won't feel much, at least I won't be feeling this

Chorus:

  C
I'm screwed
            G
But, hey, what can you do?
          Dm
I'm a touchy feely fool
       Am       G
I would give anything to not give a shit
   C
About you
        G
Life is pretty cruel
          Dm
For a touchy feely fool
       Am       G         C     Dm
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do
G   Dm
I do, I do
       Am       G
I would give anything to not give a shit

Outro:
    C         G
But someday, won't this be funny?
           Dm
Well, I want it funny now
       F
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
  C         G
Someday, won't this be long ago?
         Dm
I wanna feel that now
      F
Sorry if I can't see how
  C  G
Someday
  Dm  F
Someday
  C  G  Dm  F
Someday