Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Verse 1: D F#m G D I got a dog and my dog can dance Bm D G Em Just not in public and not with my friends D F#m G D I got a girl and she's twenty-eight Bm D G D Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade D F#m G D I know a kid that you've never met Bm D G Em His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his band D F#m G D I know a trick, do you wanna see? Bm D G D I can be anything that I pretend to be
Chorus: G D We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too G D I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth G D G And if you'll run away from me, then I'll use my trick on you Em F#m G D The truth is that I'm screwed Instrumental: D F#m G D Bm D G Em Verse 2: D F#m G D I went to France and danced in the rain Bm D G Em And told you all about it on our first date D F#m G D My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad Bm D G D 'Cause you fell in love with the me that went to France Chorus: G D We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too G D I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth G D F#m G And if you'll run away from me, then I'll use my trick on you Em F#m G D The truth is that we're screwed Instrumental: D F#m G D Bm D G Em D Outro: G D We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, I do Bm D We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, it's true G D F#m G But if you're doubting this, if you're doubting that I do Em D Bm D Then oh my God I'm screwed