Maybe Man chords by AJR

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: E

🎸 Verse 1:
E                  G#
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
                   C#m
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
                    A
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
          Am        E
Don't want to be stone, I changed my mind

🎸 Verse 2:
                  G#
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
                 C#m
Then I could see the places I've been
                      A
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
         Am          E
I don't want to know what my friends think

🎸 Verse 3:
                G#
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
                  C#m
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
                    A
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
         Am        E
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone

🎸 Verse 4:
                 G#
I wish I could act in a show on TV
                   C#m
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
                    A
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
         Am           E
But you won't believe me when I cry for real

🎸 Verse 5:
                   G#
I wish that my brain would triple in size
                   C#m
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
                    A
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind
        Am         E
I don't wanna know the point of life

🎸 Verse 6:
                G#
In some other life I would be rich
                  C#m
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
                    A
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
       Am       E
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

🎸 Verse 7:
                 G#
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
             C#m
I'd get invited to every frat
                        A
But when you get old and your good days have passed
         Am       E
You'll only want me when you're sad

🎸 Verse 8:
                 G#
Wish I was a song, your favourite one
                   C#m
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
                   A
I would be there when your baby is born
         Am        E
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone

🎸 Verse 9:
                 G#
I wish I was big, as big as my house
                    C#m
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
0                   A
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
       Am       E
God, I could really use him now

🎸 Verse 10:
                 G#
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
                C#m
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
                   A
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
       Am       E
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

🎸 Verse 11:
                  G#
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
                    C#m
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
                     A
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
     Am        E
I never know who the hell I am

🎸 Pre-Chorus:
E               G#
I wish I was me, whoever that is
                C#m
I could just be and not give a shit
                  A
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
          Am
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
                   E
(—am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)

🎸 Chorus:
           E  G#  C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A          E  G#
One, two, pandemonium!
       C#m
Here I go again
A          E  G#
One, two, pandemonium!
       C#m
Here I go again
           E  G#  C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A
One, two—
       E
Here I go again