Verse 1: G D Em D She walks down the stairs, feeling herself C D Lookin' like she just won a court case G D Em D He's got a funny way of using the same C Four chords for every song he makes G D Em D He's called Bill and he plays with words C Like a skill, yeah he's pretty great G D Em D C D He said his official friend died 'cause of a officiate G D Em D Yeah, she's called Hannah and she plays the Joanna C D Grade eight but she's got no soul G D Em D C D John's obsessed with fat ass and he's ten years old G D Em D Oh Dad's an otis readin' at a wedding typе guy C D With the best voice you'vе ever heard G D Em D C D He said, "Give me a date I can work on, my heart hurts"
Chorus: G D Em D C D I get home on the 23rd C D G D Em D C I'll drive up on the 23rd Verse 2: G D Em D C D And I bumped into Julie in the co-op, she asked how the family's been G D Em D C D I said "Alex is a sculptor and Olivia's been a vegan since ten G D Em D C D While Vin wears dresses whilst Debbie coalesces in a fleece that doesn't work" G D Em D C D And I'll be givin' my chair to my mum 'cause her back hurts Chorus: G D Em D C D I get home on the 23rd C D G D Em D C I'll drive up on the 23rd (Yeah, yeah) Bridge: G D Em D Now mum's not a fan of that line about her back C D C D She said it makes her sound frumpy and old G D Em D C D C D I said, "Woman, you are sixty-four years old" Outro: G D Em D Now, stop the percussion I wanna have a discussion C D C D And it's Christmas so this is gonna be a nightmare G D Em D I just came for the stuffin', not to argue about nothin' C D Mark my words G D Em D C D I'll be home on the 23rd C D G D Em D C D Yeah, drive up on the 23rd C D G D Em D C D C D Oh, come home on the 23rd (Yeah) G D Em D C D C D G D Em D C D C D G D Em D C D C D G