Tuning: Standard (E A D G) Key: D Difficulty: Intermediate Intro: G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| A|-----4-4-----2h4--------|------------------------|-----4-4-----2h4--------|------------------------| E|--------2---------------|------------------------|--------2---------------|------------------------| G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| A|-----4-4-----2h4--------|------------------------|-----4-4-----2h4--------|------------------------| E|--------2---------------|------------------------|--------2---------------|------------5-----------|
*Intro with Trumpets* G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| x2 E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Verse: "And irony is okay, I suppose..." "You try and mask your pain..." G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| "You lack substance when you say..." "It's just a self-referential way..." G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| "I'm assuming you'll balloon..." "And start consuming like a human..." G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| A|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| E|------------5-----------|------------5-----------|------------5-----------|------------5-----------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pre-Chorus: "I'm sure that you're not just another girl" "I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| A|------------------------|7-------/9--------------|------------------------|7-------/9--------------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| "I feel like you're running out of all the things I liked you for" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| A|------------------------|7-------/9--------------|10\---------------------|------------------------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chorus: "Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?" "'Cause it always ends with us hating each other" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------10h11-------------|------12--11\-----------|------10h11-------------| A|-------------7-7--------|------------9-----------|-------------7-7--------|------------9-----------| E|10------------------9---|------------------------|10------------------9---|------------------------| "Instead of calling me out..." "'Cause it always ends with us hating each other" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------------------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------9-----------|10----------------------|------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Verse: "And why would you believe..." "When at your best you're intermediately..." G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| "Keep on putting off conceiving..." "Oh, don't have a child..." G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10\---------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chorus: "Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?" "'Cause it always ends with us hating each other" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------10h11-------------|------12--11\-----------|------10h11-------------| A|-------------7-7--------|------------9-----------|-------------7-7--------|------------9-----------| E|10------------------9---|------------------------|10------------------9---|------------------------| "Instead of calling me out..." "'Cause it always ends with us hating each other" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------------------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------9-----------|10----------------------|------------------------| ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Outro: "I'm just pissed off because you pied me off" "After your show when you let go of my hand" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| "let go of my hand In front of some" "sket who wants to b*tch on you" G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| G|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------|------------------------| D|------12--11\-----------|------------------------|------12--11\-----------|------------------------| A|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------|-------------7-7----9---|------------10----------| x2 E|10----------------------|------------------------|10----------------------|------------------------| ************************************ h - hammer on / - slide up \ - slide down ************************************