Tuning: Standard (E A D G) Intro: G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--7--7------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--12--12--12--12--------------------| Verse 1: Well, I touch down and run to my connection Man in the gift shop called me a f** G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------|
I feel up my tucked-up erection There's a pressure all over my head G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--12--12--12--12--------------------| And I know this is how I get paid, but It's not really how I wanna get laid, so G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10------9--9--7--7--9--9--10------9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------| Hundred forty when I last got weighed And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------| Chorus: And they're playing your song on the radio station Mugging me off all across the nation If you don't eat, then you'll never grow I should've learnt that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Making out with people that you don't like I know you don't feel alright But you look just fine to me G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---7--7--7---7-7-7---10--10--12--12--12-12---------------------------------|X4 Verse 2: Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection With George spilling things all over his bag G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------| And I took shit for being quiet during the election And maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--12--12--12--12--------------------| I get stoned and go where I get paid, but It's not really how babies get made, so G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------| I'll take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping Oh, I'm just a busy guy G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--5--5------------------------| Chorus: And they're playing your song on the radio station Mugging me off all across the nation If you don't shoot, then you'll never know You should've learnt that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Taking out your shit on the ones you like You know, I didn't feel alright Until you spoke to me G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---7--7--7---7-7-7---10--10--12--12--12-12---------------------------------|X4 Bridge: You, I've been waiting for you My whole life, waiting for you I've been waiting for you G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------7-----5----7-----------------------------------------------| E|---2---4---5---------------------------------------------------------------|X4 Outro: G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-10--10--9--9--7--7--9--9--10--10--9--9--7--7--7-5-5-----------------------| 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