Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy chords by Frank Zappa

Intro:
C Am

Verse 1:

C                  Am
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon

C             Am
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon

C               Am
But she was something I could lay on

Chorus:

Em       D    Bb   F  C
Can't remember what became of me

G    F        G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Verse 2:

C             Am    C      Am
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on (La la la la la-ahh la)

C           Am   C         Am
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on (A Roger Daltrey cape on)

C              Am
There was a bed I dumped her shape on

Chorus:

Em       D   Bb   F  C
Can't remember what became of me

G    F        G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Bridge:

B7
Somewhat later on I woke up and she was gone

                    E
There was dew out on the lawn in the sunrise

B7
Later she came back with a rumpled paper sack

                 E
Which she told me would contain a surprise

Verse 3:

C                   Am
She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom

C                 Am
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got 'em

C             Am
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em

Chorus:

Em       D    Bb    F  C
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me

G        F     G
Plastic leather, 14 triple D

Verse 4:

C              Am
I said: "I wonder what's the shoes for?"

C               Am
She told me: "Don't you worry no more!"

C                Am
And got right down there on the tile floor

Chorus:

Em       D    Bb F  C
"Now darling stomp all over me!"

G    F     G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy

Bridge:

G    D     Bm
Is this something new, having people stomp on you?

C          Em      Bm  Am
Is it what I need to do, for your pleasure?

Am
(Yo' pleasure . . . it's . . . uh . . . uh . . . all I need)

Bm
"What is this, a quiz? Don't you worry what it is!

Bm         Em      Bm Am
It is merely just a moment I can treasure!"

Am
(What is . . . ?) (You know . . .)

Verse 4:

C                   Am
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered

C                       Am
She couldn't talk cause her mouth had been extendered

C                  Em
Looked to me as though she had been blendered

Chorus:

Em      D   Bb F  C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G    F       G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy! Well...

Guitar Solo:

G F
(repeat as needed)

Chorus:

Em      D   Bb F  C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G    F       G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!

Em      D   Bb F  C
But was this abject misery? No! No!

G    F       G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!

Em      D     Bb    F  C
It might seem strange to Herb and Dee—

G    F       G
Carolina hard-core ecstasy!