Bobby Brown chords by Frank Zappa (Ver. 2)

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: C

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:

 C
Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
   Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
  Dm7
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
  G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

 C
Here I am at a famous school
   Am
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
     Dm7
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
     G
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her


Chorus:

  F
Oh God I am the American Dream
 Em        Am
I do not think I'm too extreme
     Dm7        G
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
      G
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
N.C.
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)


Verse 2:

 C
Women's liberation
    Am
Came creeping all across the nation
 Dm7
I tell you people, I was not ready
    G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

   C
She made a little speach then
     Am
Uh, she tried to make me say when
      Dm7
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
        G
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick


Chorus:

  F
Oh God I am the American dream
  Em        Am
But now I smell like vaseline
   Dm7         G
I'm a miserable son of a bitch

Am I a boy or a lady? I don't know which
  N.C.
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)


Verse 3:

   C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
 Am
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
   Dm7
Got a job doing radio promo
   G
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

 C
Eventually me and a friend
     Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
   Dm7
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
  G
As long as I gets a little golden shower


Chorus:

  F
Oh God I am the American dream
    Em             Am
With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
      Dm7        G
And I'll do anything to get ahead
  G
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"


Outro:

  F
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
 Em           Am
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
    F       G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I'm going down
    F       G
And my name is Bobby Brown
 G
Watch me now, I'm going down