Jan Egeland chords by Ylvis (Ver. 2)

Em         C
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase

Em
Humble, clever

C
Constantly working for peace

Am
Uganda, Congo

Em   D      C
And the Oslo treaty plan

   Bsus4    B
Oh my God, what a plan

    C
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
    G       D
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
     C
But when handgrenades are flying
         Bsus4    B
There's just one man you can trust



C              G
When there's war and all is hell
       D
Send in Jan Egeland
   C       B     Em
The United Nations superhero man
    C       G
Mad dictator with a gun
        D
Send in Jan Egeland
     B          Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland




Em           C
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Em
Clean shaved body
C
Drinking his proteinshakes
Am
Spray-tan, skin cream
Em  D           C
And buttocks like he was eighteen
    Bsus4    B
He's a peacekeeping machine
    C
And he stares, into the mirror
     G       D
Flexing muscles in the night
     C
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
   Bsus4      B
To protect some human rights"



C              G
When there's war and all is hell
       D
Send in Jan Egeland
   C        B    Em
The United Nations superhero man
     C     G
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
               D
And looks at maps with George Cloon
    B          C#m
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland


| A | E | B | E/G# | A | A | A#b5 | B | "Egeland" | Em


      C
When he's sad he goes to funerals,
   G       D
in unusually heavy rain
    C
Large amounts of water in his face
      Bsus4     B
But that doesn't hide his pain

     C
He breaks down just like a homo
      G         D
And starts crying just like a girl
    C
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
    Bsus4
if your dayjob is saving the world



C              G
When there's war and all is hell
       D
Send in Jan Egeland
    C   B         Em
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
      C          G
If there's one man you should trust
        D
It is the Janny-boy
    B          Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland