Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: E Difficulty: Novice No Thugs In Our House by XTC From 1982 English Settlement Esus4/F# 2*2*2*2*0*0 Bbdim x*0*2*3*2*x Intro: E Esus4/F# x10 (repeats throughout verse)
Verse 1: E The insect-headed worker wife E Will hang her waspies on the line E The husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe E While studying their cushion-floor E His viscous poly-paste breath comes out E Their wall-paper world is shattered by his shout E A boy in blue is busy banging out a headache On the kitchen door Pre-Chorus: C#m A And all the while Graham slept on B E Dreaming of a world where he could do B E B E Just what he wanted to Chorus: A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy E Esus4/F# x4 Verse 2: E The young policeman who just can't grow a moustache E Will open up his book E And spoil their breakfast with reports of Asians Who have been so badly kicked E Is this your son's wallet I've got here? E He must have dropped it after too much beer! E Oh, officer, we can't believe our little angel Is the one you've picked! Pre-Chorus: C#m A And all the while Graham slept on B E Dreaming of a world where he could do B E B E Just what he wanted to Chorus: A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy Bridge: A Amaj7 They never read those pamphlets in his bottom drawer Bm Bbdim They never read that tattoo on his arm A Amaj7 They thought that it was just a boys club badge he wore Bm Bbdim A They never thought he'd cause folks any harm E Esus4/F# Verse 3: E The insect-headed worker-wife E Will hang her waspies on the line E She's singing something stale and simple E Now this business has fizzled out E Her little tune is such a happy song E Her son is innocent, he can't do wrong E 'Cos Dad's a judge and knows exactly What the job of judging's all about Pre-Chorus: C#m A And all the while Graham slept on B E Dreaming of a world where he could do B E B E Just what he wanted to Chorus: A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy A A/G F No thugs in our house, are there dear? B We made that clear D A We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy Pre Outro: A No thugs in our house! Bbdim No thugs in our house! A No thugs in our house, dear! Outro: E Esus4/F# to fade