Hit And Miss Judy chords by Wreckless Eric

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Hit and Miss Judy
by Wreckless Eric


E      B7     B      E

E                         B7
Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks
B                   E
Going down the drain she's only got herself to blame
E                          B7
Going round in circles arriving back at where she's coming from
B                 E
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun
A                     E
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
  A        B7           E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
  A                     E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                    B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E                        B7
Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth
B                        E
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of physical jerks
E                         B7
Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief
B                        E
Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams
A                     E
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
  A        B7           E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
  A                      E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                    B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E       B7     B

A
Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it
  E
She might just hit the target
  A           B
But Judy girl I wish you'd call it a day
   A         B7
Oh my darling you're so alarming (alarming)
  E                         B7
She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be everybody's friend
       B
I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved
    E
Is going round the bend
     E                       B7
But when Judy takes aim you won't be seeing anyone for miles and miles
     B                      E
'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be paralysed

        A                   E
And then she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear
  A        B7           E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
  A                      E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B            E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                    B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E   B7   B   E
(x2 then fade)

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(Try sliding from an A into the B chord quickly over each 'Oh, oh, oh')