My First Wedding chords by The Wombats

Intro:
G
G G C A# A
G G C F

Verse 1:
G                C       A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
G              C            F
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
G                C       A# A
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
G                      C          F
I'm tactically positioning here because the bar is near and the champagne's for free

Instrumental 1:
G G C A# A
G G C F
Am G

Verse 2:
G                C       A# A
This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
G                   C           F
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
G                  C      A# A
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
G                    C         F
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of

Instrumental 2:
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh

Chorus:
G                C       A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G                    C    A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G                C       A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G               C*       A#*     A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start

Verse 3:
G                  C       A# A
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
G                 C           F
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (He's pissed!)
G                  C         A# A
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
G                      C        F
I can't remember exactly what I said but I remember being chased up the street!

Instrumental 3:
G G C A# A
Oh oh oh oh
G G C F
Oh oh oh oh
C F C F
Oh oh oh oh

Chorus:
G                C       A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G                    C    A# A
She'll steal your mind first then your car
G                C       A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
G               C*       A#*     A*
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start

G                C       A# A
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!