The Nice Guy Ballad Ukulele chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Pick all strings together, don't strum. Play for intro, repeat first part until "MSN messenger"
then play the last part once.

A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|


Intro:
 N.C.
Hello, no one is available to take your call

Please leave a message after the tone (beep)

You're a fucking bitch Sarah, I swear to God

I'm gonna find you, and (beep)

Hey Sarah, I just wanted to say sorry for my last message

I'm just a little angry at the moment, 'cause it's

Y'know, I'm such a nice guy and seem to only date scumbags

I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us

Please, please can you unblock me on MSN Messenger? (beep)


Verse 1:
 C   Bm
M’lady
    Am7    Fadd9
Can you hear me?
C         Bm      Am7   Fadd9
Please don’t block my number again
    C             Bm
Look, I jumped through all your hoops
Am7           Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
C      Bm   Am7  Fadd9
But I want to prove to you
    C          Bm  Am7  Fadd9
That I’m not obsessed with sex

C  Bm  Am7  Fadd9


Verse 2:
C    Bm  Am7
Left on seen
    Fadd9      C    Bm  Am7  Fadd9
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C    Bm      Bm  Fadd9
This time not to masturbate
    C   Bm    Am7  Fadd9
But instead to appreciate
C     Bm    Am7       Fadd9
Something no man could do as well as I can
C       Bm       Am7  Fadd9
Something that shouldn’t be for free

    C   Bm Am7   Fadd9
'Cause I’m the only guy for you
   C       Bm    Am7  Fadd9
And you’re the only girl for me


Chorus:
  Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
  Show me your tits?

C  Bm  Am7  Fadd9


Verse 3:
    C       Bm
That restraining order
   Am7  Fadd9
Was a bit far
C       Bm   Am7     Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
   C     Bm
It’s not a felony
   Am7     Fadd9
It’s not even a crime
    C       Bm
I just wanted to make sure
(The next two chords are 1 strum)
      Am7     Fadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys


Verse 4:
C     Bm
 Who am I kidding?
 Bm       Fadd9
A girl as pure as you
 C       Bm   Am7   Fadd9
Would never go for a man like me

    C    Bm  Am7   Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made of
C    Bm         Am7
Even the part that’s gritty


Chorus:
  Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
  Show me your tits?
N.C.
Consensually
C  Bm           Am7   Fadd9
   (I’m a gentleman what can I say?
C      Bm        Am7  Fadd9
 I'm also really mentally stable)


Verse 5:
   C     Bm
I’m gonna kill myself
  Am7     Fadd9
If you don’t go out with me
 C      Bm
I mean, it’s a stretch
  Am7      Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
 C      Bm
I mean, come on
 Am7        Fadd9
I wrote you a fucking song

 C            Bm        Am7    Fadd9
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon
C   Bm
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me.
 Am7       Fadd9
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy.
 C      Bm         Am7  Fadd9
I can... I can see below the skin)


Chorus:
 Fmadd9
So why won’t you
A#6
  Show me your tits?


Outro:
A|--3----3-------2-----3---|--1-------0-----|
E|--3----1-------3-----3---|--3-------3-----|
C|--0----0-------2-----2---|--2-------2-----|
G|--0----0-------0-----0---|--0-------2-----|

C  Bm  Am7  Fadd9

C  Bm  Am7  Fadd9
   C      Bm  Am7  Fadd9
This isn’t where it ends
  C     Bm
We all make our mistakes
    Am7       Fadd9
And the world will keep on turning
    C      Bm
But it turns a lot slower
    Am7   Fmadd9 A#6
When you’re not around
N.C.
I’ll settle for a picture of your feet