The Internet Has Ruined Me chords by Wilbur Soot

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:

F#m E D A
D A D Bm X3

Verse 1:

D
My keyboard's like my heart
A
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
A
I don't know what is wrong with me
A

But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely (horny)
D
I have trouble speaking to women
A
Unless they're 2D or high definition
D
Spend all my time on social media
A      Bm
This is the state that I'm in

Instrumental:

D A D A D A

Verse 2:

D
My Twitter feed's like my brain
A
'Cause I have it on dark mode
D
Memorise everything she says
A
So I can use it to guess her passcode
D
She's beauty, she's grace
A
She has a profile picture of her
D
gorgeous face
A
To try and get more sponsor
Bm              A
To try and get more sponsors


Chorus:
Bm A       D
But why don't you care?
Bm            A
I have spent the past ten years of my life
D
Making you prepared
Bm             A
You're political enough but not contrary
D
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Bm    A           D
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
E
The internet has ruined me

Instrumental:

F#m E D A
A D Bm D


Verse 3:
D
Look, I know I must sound insane
A
But that's part of the package
D
If she can't handle me at my worst
A
She don't deserve my mental baggage
D
I know you want six foot four
A
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
D
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
A
I think I might be a threat to myself
Bm     D    A
A threat to myself
A      D    A  Bm
A threat To myself

A Bm

Chorus:

Bm A      D
But why does she run?
Bm              A         D
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
Bm        A
It feels like my ideas of affection
D
Are based around artificial perfection
Bm   A    D
I just want to appease
E            Bm
The internet has ruined me

Instrumental:

Bm E D A
D A D Bm
F#m E D A
D A D Bm

Outro:
D             A
We used to sleep on call together
A            D
We used to sleep on call together
D            A
We used to sleep on call together
A            D
We used to sleep on call together
D            A
We used to sleep on call together
A            D
We used to sleep on call together
D            A
We used to sleep on call together
A     B
We used to sleep