Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: A E B E Verse 1: E Well the road was hot and flat as a ruler A Good hundred miles between me and Missoula B That vinyl top were'nt gettin' no cooler E So I stopped at a Quickie Sack E Cuz I figured I'd need about a six of Miller A And one of them things so I wouldn't spill her B So I asked the girl if the beer was in the back
Chorus: B She said "It's a dry town E No beer no liquor for miles around" A I'd give a nickel for a sip or two E To wash me down B E Outta this dry town A E B E Verse 2: E So I turn right around, no hesitation A Cursed the laws ruinin' the nation B Waved goodbye to the boy at the station E But she wouldn't go into gear E He said it sounds like your transmission A You need to Bob, but he's gone fishin' B On his day off, he gets a long way from here Chorus: B Cause "It's a dry town E No beer no liquor for miles around" A I'd give a nickel for a sip or two E To wash me down B E Outta this dry town A E B E Instrumental: E A B E (2X) Verse 3: E Well back home friends you can get a dose A Of something strong from a local grocer B So I walked down till I come closer E To a place called Happy Johns E He said "I keep something for colds and fevers A Down under here is where I usually leave her B But just last night I felt a cold a comin' on" Chorus: B Now "It's a dry town E No beer no liquor for miles around" A I'd give a nickel for a sip or two E To wash me down B E Outta this dry town A I need a sip or two E To wash me down B A E Outta this dry------ town A E B E