Thank God For Girls chords by Weezer

Weezer - Thank God For Girls

Standard Tuning - No Capo

  Am D  F  G
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B|-1---3---1---3-|
G|-2---2---2---0-|
D|-2---0---3---0-|
A|-0---x---3---2-|
E|-x---x---1---3-|


   Am         G            D
 The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
        F        Am         G
 Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
            D              F
 In the woods with your bros that you?ve known since second grade
    Am           G        D
 And you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon
   F         Am
 To employ your testosterone
          G         D     F
 In a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV
Am          G       D           F
 And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes
       Am           G
 And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
   D              F        Am
 And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come home
   G          D       F      Am
 She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
    G         D
 And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
      F
 And that's why you

    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls
    Am   G
 Holla Jesu Christe
      D    F
 From Tennessee to LA
    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls
     Am    G
 On your reckoning day
      D      F
 You better bow down and pray


     Am G
 She?s so big
     D  F
 She?s so strong
     Am  G      D     F
 She?s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls


Am          G        D           F
 I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine
Am             G              D             F
 I think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's a-live
      Am            G
 She says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attack
D               F
 The truth is that I?m just as scared I don?t know how to act
Am             G
 I wish that I could get to know her better
       D                F
 But meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter
Am           G
 I carved her name into all the trees
D         F
 Sang a song down on one knee
Am          G           D         F
 Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14
Am    G       D         F
 I?m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
       Am         G          D             F
 I?m like an Indian Fakir tryna? meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down


    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls
    Am   G
 Holla Jesu Christe
      D    F
 From Tennessee to LA
    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls
     Am    G
 On your reckoning day
      D      F
 You better bow down and pray


     Am G
 She?s so big
     D  F
 She?s so strong
     Am  G      D     F
 She?s so energetic in her sweaty overalls
    Am G  D   F
 Thank God for girls


Am          G   D         F      Am
 God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machine
          G        D          F
 Mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting
    Am      G       D
 While Adam was like ?that really hurts?
       F       Am      G
 Going off into the tundra, so pissed at God
    D               F           Am
 And he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggs
         G              D
 Messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
F        Am          G
 Until God said, ?Imma smite you with loneliness
   D          F
 And break your heart in two?
   Am      G    D        F   Am       G
 And Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
        D
 Looked to the sky and said

 ?Thank God?



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