Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) What Does A Woman See In A Man? F Dm7 F Dm7 He stinks to high heaven, half covered with hair Ab Bb7 Eb And grunts just like some old orangutan Gb Db E B While she smells of clean skin and a trace of jasmine Bb7 Eb And speaks like a first rate librarian Abm Gb His stomach hangs out, there's a hump on his back Bmaj7 E He eats like Conan the Barbarian Gb Db E B While she keeps herself trim, and her posture is prim Bb7 Eb Her manners are quite cosmopolitan
Abm Gb He laughs like a donkey and farts in the bed E Eb Bb7 And flips cigarettes in the can Eb Fm7 Eb Ab But she always acts nice, with no visible vice Gm7 Cm7 Fm7 Bb Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes And seems to think he's a comedian But she's clever, polite, stays sober all night And sips on her one Presbyterian He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun And woe to the luckless pedestrian While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes And sailing and riding equestrian He has a name like Duane or Leroy Hers is Vanessa or Anne Hers sounds like a song but Duane is all wrong Tell me, what does a woman see in a man? Cm Bb F Doesn't she know that she's unique F# F#+ F#6 B Doesn't she know that he's just a freak of nature C# Bmaj7 C# Bmaj7 Overbearing, insecure, wanting love but so unsure C# Eb Loving her because she's pure And yet, dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes He preens and strikes poses Olympian While she shoulders the cross And lets him play boss His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan He brags about knocking the world on its ass But oh, when the shit hits the fan She'll bail him out, she's the one with the clout Only she knows how humankind ever began What does a woman see in a man? What does a woman see in a man?