Verse 1: Em I'm sick of all this "how'd you get your band name?" G "Is that your real first name?" D C "Can you text and can you follow back cause it's my birthday?" Em G No one cares what I want, just what I've got
D C And if we sit and count it up it's really not a lot Pre-Chorus: C So when are you gonna sing for me? D When are you gonna drink for me? Em D C I don't know, I don't know C So when are you gonna sing for me? D Ruining me completely Bm C It's true, ooh, ooh Chorus: Em G D C Em G I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore D C And I think that's pretty cool Em G D C Em I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C But I think it's fine, it's cool Verse 2: My hobbies include Em G Pushing away these girls that maybe really like me D C Cutting people off because I don't trust exciting Em But what the fuck have I done? G I'm not even an icon D But I still get death threats often C So their meaning starts to suffer Pre-Chorus: C So when are you gonna sing for me? D When are you gonna drink for me? Em D C I don't know, I don't know C So when are you gonna sing for me? D Ruining me completely Bm C It's true, ooh, ooh Chorus: Em G D C Em G I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore D C And I think that's pretty cool Em G D C Em I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush D C But I think it's fine, it's cool Em G D C Em G I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore D C And I think that's pretty cool Em G D C Em I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C Em But I think it's fine, it's cool D C But I think it's fine, it's cool