Your Feets Too Big chords by Fats Waller

Intro
N.C.
Who's that walkin' round here?

Mercy,

F Fm C C7 G7 C

G7 C
   Sounds like baby patter
           G7           C G7 C
Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it

Verse 1:
    G7
 Say, up in Harlem at a table for two
C

 There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you
G7
 From your ankle up, I'll say you sure are sweet
C*
 From there down there's just too much feet


   F          Fm
Yes, your feet's too big
              C
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
   C7         G7
Can't use you 'cause your feet's too big
               C
I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big

Bridge:
C    Am7
Lah-dee-doo-dah,
D7   G7
Nah-dah-nah-dah
C      Am7
Where'd 'ya get 'em?
D7   G7
Nah-dee-ah-dah

Verse 2:
G7
 Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice
C
 Got what it takes to be in paradise
G7
 She said likes your face, she likes your rig
C*
 Man, oh man, them things are too big


  F          Fm
Oh, your feet's too big
              C
Don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
    C7       G7
Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big
            C
I hate you 'cause your feet's too big


Instrumental Interlude
F Fm
C C7
G7
My Goodness! Gun the gunboats!

C

F Fm C
   Ship, ship, ship!

C7 G7
C


Verse 3:
    F           Fm
 Oh your pedal extremities are colossal
C
 To me, you look just like a fossil
C7  G7
 You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin'
       C
 'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

F              Fm
 Come on and walk that thing
C
 Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy
C7 G7 C

Outro
N.C.
Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious

One never knows, do one?