Intro: A - F#m - D - E x2 A Well my daddy always said Son, you'll have fun F#m When you're drinkin with your friends and everyone D E Takes for granted these are the best years of your life A Well high school sure seemed like a joke F#m When I got to college I was on my own D E Tryin to find the best drink specials every night
A Yeah for many nights with the San Marcos Federales F#m I finally figured out I should prob'ly D E Keep my mouth shut 'stead of tellin' 'em what I thought A Well I paid the county for many months F#m Hell I even think I paid the principal's bonus D E That's how I knew what student loans were all about D E A F#m It's Taco Bell for breakfast and lunch it's Keystone Light D E A F#m Be outta bed by sundown make the party just on time D E A F#m My probations in the mornin', Herbal Tea will do me fine D E A Look what I learned in college life A Well I decided to major in country music F#m That's when I found out I couldn't use D E The 30 hours I managed to log last year A And anthropology it seemed pretty cool to me F#m But it wasn't included in my degree D E That's when I started to study domestic beer A Shiner Bock, it was good to me F#m Hell it treated me better than history D E Or that little blonde I met in the science lab A And fraternity life, it was a change of pace F#m And it taught me how to get crap faced D E And break my failin' grades to dear old Dad D E A F#m It's Taco Bell for breakfast and lunch it's Keystone Light D E A F#m Be outta bed by sundown make the party just on time D E A F#m My probations in the mornin', Herbal Tea will do me fine D E A Look what I learned in college life A One of these days, come graduation F#m I hope that I won't be mistaken D E That everything I learned won't be in vain A Cause I sure failed a test or three F#m But that doesn't make a lesser man of me D E Cause there's more to life than a one point GPA D E A F#m It's Taco Bell for breakfast and lunch it's Keystone Light D E A F#m Be outta bed by sundown make the party just on time D E A F#m My probations in the mornin', Herbal Tea will do me fine D E A