Unrequited To The Nth Degree chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Bm

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
Bm7 C G D  x2

Verse 1:
N.C.    Bm7         C
Oh when I die and it won't be long
           G             D
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
           Bm7            C
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
       G             D         G
Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad

Verse 2:
N.C.     Bm7            C
Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD
                 G         D
Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary
                Bm7
You're gonna see it and you'll cry
             C
You're gonna wanna wear black
       G            D            G
Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back

Verse 3:
N.C.      Bm7          C
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
          G          D
I might not wait around, might kill myself
          Bm7              C
Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to
      G          D             G
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you


Verse 4:
N.C.   Bm7      C
Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
               G
Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
               D
Snigger snigger snigger snigger
                    Bm7
Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
                       C
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
G  D

Verse 5:
N.C.        Bm7             C
So you better take warning, start treating me good
         G            D
Start doing the things that I think you should
          Bm7             C
And you better not pout and no you better not cry
      G          D           G
The grim reaper is a-comin' to town and I just might die