My Wifes A Psychopath chords by The Toy Dolls

Song: My Wifes A Psychopath
Artist: Toy Dolls
Tabbed By: Paul Ginger Hutchinson
Tuning: Standard


[ Notes ]
This is my first tab so please be kind. I hope this helps you!

E* = The second Octave of E. So a bar chord on the 7th fret, shown below!
  | 7 |
  | 9 |
  | 9 |
  | 9 |
  | 7 |
  | x |

[ Intro ]E

B
I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
                         E
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
                        B
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
                           E
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild


B
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for me
                         E*
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
                           B
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly



[ Chorus ]
B
My wife's a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
B
My wife's a psychopath.Aooeee
B
My wife's a psychopath. Always on the warpath
E
After me, mentally deranged!

[ Same Pattern as before ]
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

[Chorus Again]

[ Now the Guitar Solo ]
c :: Play this 3 Times
c :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]
so,
F
A#
c

[Outro :: Bass first then Guitar follows]
F :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

[ Thats the end of my first Chord ]