My Arms Are Broken chords by Tim Hawkins

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Verse 1-
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last Saturday, my friends took me, out on their new boat, to water ski.
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I didn't know how to, so I tried to fake, till they hit the gas, and dragged
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me round the the lake.

Chorus-
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my arms are broken, and my legs are, too, this is not a blast, I mean, nobody cares.
      C  Cmaj9 Am7 F
my arms ar- Eh, ooh, ow ow.

Verse-
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I remember when, not long ago, my friends took me to ski in the snow.
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I got off the lift, and I grabbed my poles, and then I tumbled down,
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and next thing I know.

Chorus-
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my arms were broken, and my legs were, too, well I had no hope, on a black
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diamond slope.
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my arms were broken, I can't forget that day, well I should have chilled, and
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took the bunny hill.
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my arms ar- Arrgh!

Bridge-
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If I had just one wish, only one demand, is that you'd call the nurse, to change
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my bed pan.
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I would do it myself, with my own two hands, but I can not because my arms are
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bro-o-ken.

Ehh Aragha!
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