Intro: Em Verse 1: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex, I always come. Am I like to stalk those I abuse, Em Bm I like them to struggle so I can refuse. Verse 2: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex, I always come. Am I like to go prowling on Saturday night, Bm I like them to struggle and put up a fight
Verse 3: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex, because I always come. Am I've murdered so many I have lost count, Em Bm The pleasure it gives me is a large amount. Verse 4: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex because I always come. Am I murdered the vicar, I murdered his son, Em Bm Murdered his dad and I murdered his mum. Cats, cats, cats: F And I murdered, I murdered, I murdered, yeah I murdered, F Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, cats, Bm cats, cats, cats as a boy. Dogs, dogs, dogs: F Then I moved on to dogs, then I moved on to dogs, then I moved on to dogs, F Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, Bm dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, now it's the McCoy. Verse 5: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex because I always come. Am Public opinion, it don't swell, Em Bm The consensus is I am unwell. Verse 6: Em Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em It's better than sex because I always come. Am Murder is easy, murder is fun, Em Bm It's better than sex because I always come. Em Bm It's better than sex because I always come. Em Bm It's better than sex because I always come. Em Bm It's better than sex because I always come. Outro: Em Em