Verse : Am He’s got no legs he’s got no arms Em flipper boy is full of fear Am He swims in a fish tank he’s star of the show Em mermaids he spears Am Flipper boy is three foot high Em he’s got no lips or ears Am But when flipper boy has finished his shift Em he drinks twenty pints of beer
Am Em Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2) Am Well Flipper boy’s a vampire Em he wants to drink your blood Am When flipper boy he smiles at you Em it’s not with love Am He’s got no fingers just got claws Em he wants to cut your throat Am Flipper boy drinks your blood Em on it his stomach bloats Am Em Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2) Am Flipper boy has got no teeth Em but Flipper boy he is mean Am Flipper boy is star of the show Em when he speaks he is obscene Am Mermaids don’t last long in his tank Em each one he molests Am Well Flipper boy hates everyone Em but as a freak he is best Am Em Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! Am Flipper boy is a dirty boy Em flipper boy has a big cock Am But every whore that’s fucked flipper boy Em fucks him with their eyes shut Am Flipper boy is a freak Em in his mind as well Am With all the poison that he thinks Em Flipper boy is going to Hell Am Em Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!(x4) Flipper boy is going to Hell! Flipper boy is going to Hell!