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Plastic Jesus Chords by Tia Blake

Plastic Jesus chords by Tia Blake

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
G    D    G     D
G    D    G  D  G


Verse 1:
G
I don't care if it rains or freezes
C
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
G                            D
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
G
Goin' 90, it ain't scary
C

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'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
G                D           G
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car


Verse 2:
G
I'm in the backseat sinnin'
D
Jesus up there grinnin'
G                            D
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
G
Green, white, pink or yeller
D
I don't care if it keeps my feller
G               D            G
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car


Instrumental:
G    D    G     D
G    D    G  D  G


Verse 3:
G
I don't care if it rains or freezes
C
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
G                            D
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
G
Goin' 90, it ain't scary
C
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
G                D           G
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car


Verse 4:
G
I'm in the backseat sinnin'
D
Jesus up there grinnin'
G                            D
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
G
Green, white, pink or yeller
D
I don't care if it keeps my feller
G               D            G
Sittin' on the dash-board of my car


Instrumental:
G    D    G     D
G    D    G  D  G

Last updated: September 10, 2025

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