🎸 Intro: e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|-----3-4-----3-4---------2-------| A|-0-0-----0-0---------3-4---4-3-2-| E|-----------------0-0-------------|x4 Verse riff: e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|---------------------------------| A|---------2-2-----3-3-0-0-2-2-----| E|-0-0-3-3-----3-3-------------3-2-|x2
🎸 Verse: E B The odds have built up of the chance you're going down, C B 'cause you're looking pretty guilty in the court of the crown, E B And my friend's getting eager to complete this mission, C B It's better all round just to sign the confession. E B Doesn't matter if you're innocent or guilty as hell, C B My friend's got a feeling that you're feeling unwell, E B Who cares about the truth, the truth's there to bend, C B Do as I say I'm your only friend. Fill: e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|-----3-4-----3-4---------2-------| A|-0-0-----0-0---------3-4---4-3-2-| E|-----------------0-0-------------| 🎸 Verse: E B The wicked step father that took a step farther, C B Played the patron saint in his shining armour, E B With his sword of power and shield to protect you, C B Tongue hanging out, going to get you. E B You know I want to hug you, know I want to kiss you, C B It's your dear old pop and you know I really miss you, E B In the pantomime of life, he's behind you, C B Says no I'm just here to remind you. Chorus riff: e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|-----3-4-----3-4---------2-------| A|-0-0-----0-0---------3-4---4-3-2-| E|-----------------0-0-------------| 🎸 Chorus: A E Best friend I'm all that you've got (Pretend) A E Best friend if you like it or not (Pretend) A E Best friend so don't talk to them (Pretend) A E You've got to talk to me 'cause I'm your best friend. 🎸 Post-Chorus: E F D F E Call yourself a friend, E F D F E That drives me round the bend, E F D F E You call me when you like, E F D And call me what you like. 🎸 Verse: E B Was it the father or the son or the holy ghost, C B The butler in the kitchen or the game-show host, E B The policeman on the corner who'll show you the way, C B The geezer with a beard comes on Xmas day. E B Could be your mother or your father or your sister or your brother, C B Doesn't matter who it is they'll say there ain't no other, E B Might never see 'em or you meet them every day, C B But who gives a damn when you hear them say. 🎸 Chorus: A E Best friend I'm all that you've got (Pretend) A E Best friend if you like it or not (Pretend) A E Best friend so don't talk to them (Pretend) A E You've got to talk to me 'cause I'm your best friend. 🎸 Post-Chorus: E F D F E Call yourself a friend, E F D F E That drives me round the bend, E F D F E You call me when you like, E F D C C C C B B B B And call me what you like 🎸 Bridge: A Dm G C B 🎸 Solo: A Dm G C B e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------7-----------| D|--------------------------------------7-5----5---5--5h6h7/9-------------| A|----------------7-5----5---5--5h6h7/9-------------------------7----5----| E|-5---5--5h6h7/9---------------------------------------------------------|x2 Chorus riff: e|---------------------------------| B|---------------------------------| G|---------------------------------| D|-----3-4-----3-4---------2-------| A|-0-0-----0-0---------3-4---4-3-2-| E|-----------------0-0-------------|x2 🎸 Chorus: A E Best friend I'm all that you've got (Pretend) A E Best friend if you like it or not (Pretend) A E Best friend so don't talk to them (Pretend) A E You've got to talk to me 'cause I'm your best friend. A E Best friend I'm all that you've got (Pretend) A E Best friend if you like it or not (Pretend) A E Best friend so don't talk to them (Pretend) A E A You've got to talk to me 'cause I'm your best friend.