Intro: G F#m F#4 I'd like to drop my trousers to the world Em G F#m I am a man of means, of slender means F#4 Each household appliance Em G F#m Is like a new science in my town F#4 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion Em G F#m I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean A Bm And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound
G No, no, no, no, no A Bm It's such a sad thing (Em G F#m) F#4 I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen Em G F#m Every sensible child will know what this means F#4 The poor and the needy G F#m Are selfish and greedy on her terms F#4 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion Em G F#m I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean A Bm And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound G No, no, no, no, no A Bm It's such a sad thing (Em G F#m) F#4 And when I'm lying in my bed Em G F#m I think about life And I think about death F#4 Em G F#m And neither one particularly appeals to me F#4 And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion Em G F#m I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie Em G F#m In the middle of the street and die Em G F#m F#4 I'd lie down and die A G