Adam Sandler Christmas song live from SNL
Standard tuning
🎄 Intro:
CM7 D9
So many presents. So little time.
🎄 Verse:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Santa won t be coming by my house this year,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
CM7 E9 F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,
D9 CM7 E9 D9
Santa don t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
🎄 Verse 2:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Ginopconop(lol) and Lego blocks are what I desire.
CM7 E9 F9 D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?
CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry . I m a liar so no toys for me.
(NC)
I don t? deserve them!
🎄 Bridge:
CM7 Dsus
I couldn t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
Em Dsus/A Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can t I be good-
It s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is . because I love you.
🎄 Verse 3:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
CM7 E9 F9 D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
CM7 E9 F9
Oh Santa won t be knocking on my door
D9 CM7 E9 D9
He s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?
🎄 Verse 4:
CM7 Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
Em Dsus/A Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.
CM7 Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
Em Dsus/A Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?
CM7 E9 F9 D9
So Santa won t you accept my apology,
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Santa can t you see I m Begging you please,
CM7 E9 F9
Oh Santa next year I ll do you right .
D9 CM7
Live from New York it s Saturday Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7: x35453
x13241
D9: x54555
x21333
E9: x76777
x21333
F9: x87888
x21333
Dsus: x57755
x13411
Eminor: x79987
x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
113411
Csus/G: 335533
113411
I tried to copy what he was doing on TV i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000
