The Christmas Song chords by Adam Sandler

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Adam Sandler Christmas song live from SNL
Standard tuning
🎄 Intro:

CM7          D9
So many presents.   So little time.

🎄 Verse:
CM7      E9      F9      D9
Santa won t be coming by my house this year,

(NC)  CM7        E9      F9     D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

  CM7     E9       F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,

   D9         CM7  E9   D9
Santa don t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!

🎄 Verse 2:
CM7         E9       F9      D9
Ginopconop(lol) and Lego blocks are what I desire.

  CM7        E9         F9     D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?

  CM7      E9       F9   D9       Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry . I m a liar so no toys for me.

(NC)
I don t? deserve them!

🎄 Bridge:
 CM7                 Dsus
I couldn t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
  Em     Dsus/A      Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can t I be good-
It s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is . because I love you.

🎄 Verse 3:
CM7      E9    F9        D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
  CM7      E9        F9       D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
  CM7      E9       F9
Oh Santa won t be knocking on my door
    D9       CM7 E9 D9
He s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?

🎄 Verse 4:
CM7              Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
  Em        Dsus/A     Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

   CM7          Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
 Em       Dsus/A      Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?

  CM7       E9    F9   D9
So Santa won t you accept my apology,
 CM7      E9   F9       D9
Santa can t you see I m Begging you please,
  CM7    E9        F9
Oh Santa next year I ll do you right .
     D9           CM7
Live from New York it s Saturday Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7:  x35453
    x13241
D9:   x54555
    x21333
E9:   x76777
    x21333
F9:   x87888
    x21333
Dsus:  x57755
    x13411
Eminor: x79987
    x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
    113411
Csus/G: 335533
    113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000