The Christmas Song chords by Adam Sandler

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Adam Sandler Christmas song live from SNL
Standard tuning
🎄 Intro:

CM7                   D9
So many presents.     So little time.

🎄 Verse:
CM7            E9           F9           D9
Santa won t be coming by my house this year,

(NC)    CM7               E9           F9          D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

    CM7         E9             F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,

      D9                  CM7   E9     D9
Santa don t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!

🎄 Verse 2:
CM7                  E9              F9           D9
Ginopconop(lol) and Lego blocks are what I desire.

   CM7               E9                 F9         D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?

   CM7           E9             F9     D9              Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry . I m a liar so no toys for me.

(NC)
I don t? deserve them!

🎄 Bridge:
  CM7                                  Dsus
I couldn t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
    Em          Dsus/A           Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can t I be good-
It s a fear of intimacy.  You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them.  Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is . because I love you.

🎄 Verse 3:
CM7           E9        F9                D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
    CM7           E9               F9             D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
   CM7            E9             F9
Oh Santa won t be knocking on my door
       D9              CM7  E9  D9
He s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?

🎄 Verse 4:
CM7                           Dsus
Shoots and ladders would be so good indeed,
   Em                Dsus/A          Csus/D
So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

     CM7                   Dsus
So Santa please give me my easy bake oven,
  Em              Dsus/A           Csus/G
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?

   CM7             E9        F9     D9
So Santa won t you accept my apology,
 CM7            E9      F9              D9
Santa can t you see I m Begging you please,
   CM7        E9               F9
Oh Santa next year I ll do you right .
          D9                     CM7
Live from New York it s Saturday Night?

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings
are under the chords.
NC=No chord
CM7:    x35453
        x13241
D9:     x54555
        x21333
E9:     x76777
        x21333
F9:     x87888
        x21333
Dsus:   x57755
        x13411
Eminor: x79987
        x13241
Dsus/A: 557755
        113411
Csus/G: 335533
        113411

I tried to copy what he was doing on TV  i think its right :-)
WORDMAN2000