Key: B Intro: F# B E Verse 1: F# B E Diet Dr Pepper, Raymond Carver F# B E Sitting in the bathtub while they’re knocking C#m E B F# I wanna be-e untouchable C#m E B F# I wanna be-e untouchable
Verse 2: F# B N.C. E E You took the door off its hinges F# B E E Doll eyes red in the litmus C#m E B F# I felt the pea, can I eat it? C#m E B F# I felt the pea, can I eat it? Verse 3: F# B E E Picking leeches off white underwear F# B E E Neck, back, inscrutable stare C#m E B F# I wanna be-e impossible C#m E B F# I wanna be-e impossible Verse 4: F# B E E Fred flirts with the bartender F# B E E "We met last year here, remember " C#m E B F# She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead" C#m E B F# She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead" Verse 5: F# B E E Rice wine, lime-flavored Lays F# B E E Passing go to sit in driveways C#m E B F# Clad in leopard, clutch the banister C#m E B F# Twirling like a Degas dancer Outro: C#m E B F# I just wanted to be your friend C#m E B A Cup of tea in your cold hand C#m E B F# And drained, drained bloodless C#m E B F# And drained, drained bloodless C#m E B F# And drained, drained bloodless C#m E B F# And drained, drained bloodless