Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: G Difficulty: Novice Intro: G Em C D G Em C D Verse 1: G Em C D I blew over the line G Em C D G He cuffed me and brought me in like a prize Em C D G I spit on the floor just to piss him off Em C D G He pulled out his taser 'cause he's got no cock Em C D G Em C D Fucking cops
Verse 2: G Em C D G I sat on the stone and I thought a lot Em C D G Two junkies were coked up and wouldn't stop talking Em C D G Lately I've been thinking I need to make a change Em C D D In how I do and what I say and behave Chorus: G Em C D Taking everything for granted G Em C D The moment someone does something nice I take advantage G Em C D Am Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told C G Em C I'm kind of an asshole D G Em C D I'm kind of an asshole Verse 3: G Em C D G My wife picked me up and she gripped the wheel Em C D G "How dare you, who are you?" and shit got real Em C D G She was crying, I was playing a game on my phone Em C D D Tryin' to think if there's any weed left at home Chorus: G Em C D Taking everything for granted G Em C D The moment someone does something nice I take advantage G Em C D Am Am Easy breezy only when it pleases me, I've been told C G Em C I'm kind of an asshole D G Em C I'm kind of an asshole D G Em C D G I'm kind of an asshole asshole I'm a fucking asshole