My Wife And 2 Dogs chords by Quinn XCII

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
| G   | G   | C   | Am   |


Verse 1:
G
One half loves me, the other half is my enemy
C           Am              G
One half thinks I'm an angel, the other thinks I’m demonic

My money stretchin' like human centipede
C       Am
I go make a deposit like almost every week
G

Change of Scenery II is comin' out really cool
C         Am
This shit probably gonna buy me a swimming pool
G
Low ball all of these people who want our catalogue
C          Am
We’re too focused, I really don't need your Adderall


Pre-Chorus:
 G
I know, yeah, I know how you feel
         C    Am
You feel kinda defeated
      G
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it's tough
         C     Am
To get outta your feelings


Chorus:
  G
So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                  C
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am               G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                      C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am              N.C.
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—


Verse 2:
G
We go together like fighters in leather like Rocky
C          Am
 Let's go to Tokyo, try all the sushi and saki
G
 Let's make a movie with Wes Anderson directin’ it
C
You play you ’cause you're perfected
Am
I’ll try me, but don't expect it
G
I don't check my social media every week
C         Am
I love myself too much to see the shit you tweet
G
Why does everything gotta be so damn serious?
C          Am
I think you need to gain some more life experience


Pre-Chorus:
 G
I know, yeah, I know how you feel
         C     Am
You feel kinda defeated (Ah-ooh)
      G
You're not alone, yeah, I know that it’s tough
         C      Am
To get outta your feelings (Ah-ooh)


Chorus:
  G
So (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                  C
Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am               G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                      C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am              N.C.
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two—
G                  C
 Had to get away so we could just unplug from this (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am               G
We spent seven days 'cause, lately, I've been stuck (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
                      C
Buy some real estate with all of these cool songs we made (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
        Am              (G)
Move out to the beach with my wife and my two  dogs


Outro:
| G   | G   | C   | Am   |