Bartender Ukulele chords by Quinn XCII

♫ Intro:

Bm A G
  Maybe two



♫ Verse 1:
Bm       A        G
I been thinkin' lately 'bout the heaven I heard when I was eleven

Now I taste it on your lips, yeah
Bm       A      G
I been workin' 24/7 like a Motorola family plan

But we don't have the kids, yeah
Bm        A
Tell me what the fuck's a algorithm
     G               Bm
I'm like Malcolm in the Middle near the underdogs and superstars
       A
I just go and make another album
     G
Watch it flop and let the label take my money, then go hit the bar

♫ Chorus:
Bm
Hallelujah
A         G
Bartender, take my money (money)
             Bm
Pour me somethin' that's sunny (sunny)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)
   Bm
I say hallelujah
A          G
I've been feelin' so funny (funny)
         Bm
I need blue skies above me (above me)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)

♫ Verse 2:
Bm      A         G
I don't wanna hear your nine-to five, it's hard enough to stay alive

I pay my taxes like a nice dude
Bm        A
The saddest part about my every day
      G                 Bm
Is that my favorite thing is choosin' what I drink around the ice cube
        A
I'm tryna be a healthy, better person
      G             Bm
But it only ever works when there's a reason I should stay home
          A    G
If I could show you what the carnival that's in my mind is doin' right now

You would make me get a ride home

♫ Chorus:
Bm
Hallelujah
A         G
Bartender, take my money (money)
             Bm
Pour me somethin' that's sunny (sunny)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)
   Bm
I say hallelujah
A          G
I've been feelin' so funny (funny)
         Bm
I need blue skies above me (above me)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)

♫ Bridge:
Bm        A
Bartender, please come my way
  G
You could pour me like anything
   Bm      A
Just need somethin' to drink my way
  G
Out of this hole I'm in today
Bm        A
Bartender, would you come my way?
  G
You could pour me like anything
  Bm      A
Just need somethin' to drink my way
 G
Out of this hole I'm in today

♫ Chorus:
Bm
Hallelujah
A         G
Bartender, take my money (money)
             Bm
Pour me somethin' that's sunny (sunny)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)
   Bm
I say hallelujah
A          G
I've been feelin' so funny (funny)
         Bm
I need blue skies above me (above me)
A           G
Steal my pain, take it from me (take it from me)

♫ Outro:
Bm        A
Bartender, please come my way
  G
You could pour me like anything
   Bm      A
Just need somethin' to drink my way
  G
Out of this hole I'm in today
Bm        A
Bartender, would you come my way?
  G
You could pour me like anything
  Bm      A
Just need somethin' to drink my way
 G
Out of this hole I'm in today