Performance: Sessions at West 54th 🎸 Intro: C F C G C 🎸 Verse 1: C C She don't like her eggs all runny, she thinks crossin' her legs is funny F C She looks down her nose at money, she gets it on like the Easter Bunny G G C She's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go
🎸 Verse 2: C Well, he ain't got laid in a month of Sundays C I caught him once 'n he was sniffin' my undies F C He ain't real sharp but he gets things done, drinks his beer like it's oxygen G C He's my baby, and I'm his honey, never gonna let him go 🎸 Chorus: F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow G C Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize F C We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes 🎸 Instrumental: F C F C F C G C 🎸 Verse 3: C C She thinks all my jokes are corny, convict movies make her horny F C She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs G C She takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', never gonna let her go 🎸 Verse 4: C Well, he's got more balls than a big brass monkey C He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie F C Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon, payday comes and he's a-howlin' at the moon G C He's my baby I don't mean maybe, never gonna let him go 🎸 Chorus: C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow G C Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize F C We’re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes 🎸 Outro: C G C F C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes N.C. In spite of ourselves