You're The Top chords by Cole Porter

As performed in the 2011 revival of Anything Goes (F, M, and B denote Female, Male and 'Both')
F:
  Bb      Bdim Cm7  F7
At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
    Bb      C#dim  G7
That I always have found it best,
  Gaug  Cm         Eb F7
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
      Bb  Cm7 F7
To let 'em rest unexpressed,
 Bb      Bdim Cm7 F7
I hate parading my  serenading
    Bb    Gm7  A7
As I'll probably miss a bar,
  Dm   Gm6   Dm   C7
But if this ditty is not so pretty
  F7                   Faug
At least it'll tell you how great you are.

Bb        F7
 You're the top! You're the Coliseum.
Bb      Gm D7
 You're the top! You're the Louvre Museum.
Eb     Cm7 F7      Bb  F Gm
 You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
     A7   Dm    G9      C7      F7     Faug
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet, you're Mickey Mouse.
Bb        F7
 You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa,
Bb      Gm  Bb7   Bb9
 You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
Eb   Cm7    F7   Ebmaj7 Gaug  G7 C7add6
 I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
    Cm   Bb/D  Eb    F7   Bb A7
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

M:
   D      Ebdim Em7   A7
Your words poetic are  not pathetic.
    D      Fdim   B7
On the other hand, babe, you shine,
  Baug Em        G  A7
And I can feel after every line
      D  Em7   A7
A thrill divine down my spine.
  D       Ebdim Em7   A7
Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
   D        Bm7   C#7
Might think that your song is bad,
  F#m    Bm6     F#m    E7
But I've got a notion, I'll second the motion
  A7               Aaug
And this is what I'm going to add:

D        A7
 You're the top! You're Mahatma Gandhi.
D      Bm F#7
 You're the top! You're Napoleon Brandy.
G      Em7  A7     D   A    Bm
 You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain,
      C#7   F#m       B9   E7       A7     Aaug
You're the National Gallery, you're Garbo's salary, you're cellophane.
D        A7
 You're sublime, you're turkey dinner,
D      Bm  D7    D9
 You're the time, of the Derby winner
G    Em7  A7     Gmaj7 Baug B7 E7add6
 I'm a toy balloon that?s fated soon to pop
    Em   D/F#  G     A7   D  F7
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

 Bb        F7
F: You're the top! You're an arrow collar
Bb      Gm D7
 You're the top! You're a Coolidge dollar,
Eb      Cm7  F7      Bb   F  Gm
 You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire,
     A7   Dm       G9     C7       F7    Faug
You're an O'Neill drama! M:You're Whistler's mama! F:You're Camembert.
 Bb       F7
M: You're a rose, you're Inferno's Dante,
 Bb      Gm Bb7   Bb9
F: You're the nose on the great Durante.
Eb     Cm7 F7     Ebmaj7    Gaug G7 C7add6
 I'm just in a way, as the French would say, "de trop".
    Cm   Bb/D  Eb    F7   Bb Ab7
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

 Db        Ab7
M: You're the top! You're a dance in Bali.
Db      Bbm F7
 You're the top! You're a hot tamale.
Gb     Ebm7   Ab7    Db     Ab Bbm
 You're an angel, you, simply too, too, too diveen,
     C7  Fm      Bb9       Eb7       Ab7   Abaug
You're a Boticcelli, you're Keats! F:You're Shelly! M:You're Ovaltine!
 Db       Ab7
F: You're a boon, you're the dam at Boulder,
 Db      Bbm Db7  Db9
M: You're the moon, over Mae West's shoulder,
Gb    Ebm7 Ab7    Gbmaj7 Bbaug Bb7 Eb7add6
 I'm the nomi-nee of the G. O. P.  F:Or GOP!
      Ebm7     Edim
M: But if, baby, I'm the bottom
      Db/F     Bb7
F: But if, baby, I'm the bottom
      Ebm7 Db/F  Gb  Db/F
B: But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
Ebm7 Db/F Gb Gdim Ab7        Db
           You're the top!

Reprise:
C G7

 C        G7
M: You're the top! You're my Swanee river!
 C      Am E7
F: You're the top! You're a goose's liver!
 F      Dm7  G7    C    G  Am
M: You're the baby grande of a Lady, and a Gent.
      B7     Em      A9     D7       G7    Gaug
F:You're a dress from Saxes, you're next years taxes! M:You're Pepsi-dent!
 C        G7
F: You're a prize, you're a night at Coney!
 C      Am C7  C9
M: You're the eyes of Irene Bordoni.
 F    Dm7    G7       Fmaj7  Aaug A7 D7add6
F: I'm a frightened frog, that can find no log  to hop!
     Dm   C/E  F     G7    C  Ab7
B:But if, baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top!

 Db        Ab7
F: You're the top! You're a Waldorf salad.
 Db      Bbm F7
M: You're the top! You're a Berlin ballad.
 Gb      Ebm7     Ab7    Db    Ab  Bbm
F: You're the boats that glide on the sleepy Zuider Zee,
     C7    Fm        Bb9 Eb7       Ab7   Abaug
You're an old Dutch master! M:You're Lady Astor! F:You're broccoli!
 Db       Ab7
M: You're romance, you're the steppes of Russia,
 Db      Bbm Db7  Db9
F: You're the pants on a Roxy usher,
Gb   Ebm7  Ab7    Gbmaj7 Bbaug Bb7 Eb7add6
 I'm a broken doll, M:A fol-de-rol, B:a  blop!
      Ebm7     Edim
F: But if, baby, I'm the bottom
      Db/F     Bb7
M: But if, baby, I'm the bottom
      Ebm7 Db/F  Gb  Db/F
B: But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
Ebm7 Db/F Gb Gdim Ab7        Db