The Physician chords by Cole Porter

The physician (He never said he loved me) Cole Porter
Submitted by Ingo
Tuning:EADGBE

Here is a link to Cole Porter himself singing this very clever song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8aUCVKCkic

INTRODUCTION: CHORD SHAPES
  D Gm6 Gm A7 Bm
e|--2--3---3--0--2--|
B|--3--5---3--2--3--|
G|--2--3---3--2--4--|
D|--0--3---5--2--4--|
A|--x--5---5--0--2--|
E|--x--3---3--x--2--|

VERSE: CHORD SHAPES
  A7 D A7+  D6 F#dim G F# F Eb B7 Em7 D7
e|--0--2--1-----2--2-----3--2--1--3--2--0---2--|
B|--2--3--2-----0--1-----0--2--1--4--0--0---1--|
G|--0--2--0-----2--2-----0--3--2--3--2--0---2--|
D|--2--0--2-----0--1-----0--4--3--5--1--0---0--|
A|--0--x--0-----x--x-----2--4--3--6--2--2---x--|
E|--x--x--x-----x--x-----3--2--1--3--x--0---x--|

CHORUS: CHORD SHAPES
  G G+  C Cm D7 E7 A A7+ D Dm Gm6
e|-3--3-----0--3---2--0---0--1-----4--1---3----|
B|-0--0-----1--4---1--3---2--2-----6--3---5----|
G|-0--0-----0--5---2--1---2--0-----4--2---3----|
D|-0--1-----2--5---0--0---2--2-----6--0---3----|
A|-2--2-----3--3---x--2---0--0-----4--x---5----|
E|-3--3-----3--3---x--0---x--x-----4--x---3----|

INTRODUCTION:
    D             Gm6
Once I loved such a shattering physician
     Gm      A7      D
Quite the best looking doctor in the state
     D          Gm6
He looked after my physical condition
    Gm   A7     D
And his bedside manner was great
     Bm             Gm6
When I'd gaze up and see him there above me
    Gm     A7      D
Looking less like a doctor than a Turk
   Bm             Gm6
I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me
     Gm   A7    D
Or do you merely love your work?"

Verse 1:
  A7   D     A7+     D6
He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing
   D    A7+       F#dim     A7
My epiglottis filled him with glee
     G    F#       F   Eb   B7
He simply loved my larynx and went wild about my pharynx
    Em7      A7  D
But he never said he loved me

Verse 2:
  A7   D A7+    D6
He said my epidermis was darling
       D    A7+      F#dim  A7
And found my blood as blue as could be
        G   F#       F     Eb  B7
He went through wild ecstatics when I showed him my lymphatics
    Em7      A7  D     D7
But he never said he loved me

Chorus 1:
        G   G+      C    Cm
And though, no doubt,    it was not very smart of me
 G     D7       E7
I kept on a-wracking of my soul
     A  A7+      D      Dm
To figure out     why he loved every part of me
  A    Gm6   A
And yet not me as a whole

Verse 3:
  A7 D  A7+    D6
By my esophagus he was ravished
    D   A7+  F#dim  A7
Enthusiastic to a degree
       G   F#      F    Eb B7
He said 'twas just enormous - my appendix vermformis
    Em7      A7  D
But he never said he loved me

Verse 4:
  A7   D  A7+    D6
He said my cerebellum was brilliant
    D    A7+    F#dim  A7
And my cerebrum far from N G
     G     F#    F    Eb  B7
I know he thought a lotta My medulla oblongota
    Em7      A7  D
But he never said he loved me

Verse 5:
  A7   D  A7+     D6
He said my maxillaries were marvels
       D    A7+     F#dim  A7
And found my sternum stunning to see
     G   F#      F    Eb   B7
He did a double hurdle when I shook my pelvic girdle
    Em7      A7  D   D7
But he never said he loved me

Chorus 2:
      G   G+      C      Cm
He seemed amused    when he first made a test of me
  G      D7   E7
To further his medical art
     A   A7+       D      Dm
Yet he refused    when he'd fixed up the rest of me
  A     Gm6    A
To cure that ache in my heart

Verse 6:
 A7   D     A7+   D6
I know he thought my pancreas perfect
      D     A7+      F#dim   A7
And for my spleen was keen as could be
      G    F#        F    Eb  B7
He said, of all his sweeties I'd the sweetest dia - betes
    Em7      A7  D