Friendship chords by Cole Porter

C     D7  G7   C
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
C7   F        G     C
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
    G      D     Dm    E7
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
Dm7    F
I'm your bail.

G7  C
It's friendship, friendship,
          G7
Just a perfect blendship,
   C   C7        F     Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still  be hot!
F         G    C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig.

C C7 F Fm
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

     C      D7  G7   C
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
C7   F          G    C
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
    G       D         Dm   E7
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine,
Dm7   F
Borrow mine.

G7  C
It's friendship, friendship,
          G7
Just a perfect blendship,
   C   C7        F      Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still  be swell!
F         G    C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep.

C C7 F Fm x2
G7 F/A Abadd9 G
    C        D7  G7   C
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
C7   F           G    C
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
    G     D   Dm      E7
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
Dm7   F
I'll complain.
 
G7  C
It's friendship, friendship,
          G7
Just a perfect blendship,
   C   C7       F     Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still  be oke!
F         G     C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A

    C       D7  G7   C
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
C7   F           G    C
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
     G     D      Dm    E7
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
Dm7   F
I won't laugh.

G7  C
It's friendship, friendship,
          G7
Just a perfect blendship,
   C   C7        F       Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still  be great!

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A
G#7 F#/A# G7

    C        D7   G7   C
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
C7   F           G    C
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
    G      D    Dm   E7
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
Dm7    F
Invite me too!

G7  C
It's friendship, friendship,
          G7
Just a perfect blendship,
   C   C7       F       Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships are up the crick,
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still  be slick!
F         G      C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack

C C7 F Fm x4
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

G7  C   C7        F     Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G Cdim/Ab G7 C C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C
Ours will still  be hot!



As performed in the 2011 revival. Note that the F/A and the chord that immediately
follows it (in the instrumentals and at the end) are played half as long.