♫ Intro: Cm B Cm B Cm B Cm B Fb G ♫ Verse 1: Cm She twisted my arm and I bought the farm The law on her side I wish I could hide Cm I'm guilty as sin but I know how to win
I don't know how to die I don't know how to cry Cm I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain I carry the ball I carry it all Cm And when I'm done I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind I'm so sorry I signed Cm This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off ♫ Chorus: B G Cm Modern age rip off B G Cm B Modern age rip off Cm B Cm B Cm B Rip off, rip off, rip off ♫ Instrumental: Fb G ♫ Verse 2: Cm I got **** in my bucket I wish I could say "**** it" Cm Publicity target, each day I enlarge it A respectable person would not Do so much cursing Cm At least I'm still kicking smart or chicken? Cm I ran out of blow a long time ago I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away Cm This fortunate creature is my S&M teach r Modern age rip off, modern age rip off ♫ Chorus: B G Cm B Modern age rip off Cm B Cm B Cm B Rip off, rip off, rip off Fb G Modern age — Guitar ♫ Solo: Gm Cm B G ♫ Chorus: Cm B Cm B Cm B Rip off, rip off, rip off Cm B Cm B Cm B Rip off, rip off, rip off (Oh) ♫ Outro: Fb G Fb G B Cm I'm dying here