Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) *= palm mute Verse 1: E I stepped outta the bar and into the street And there she was standin' there B A sexy momma lookin' so petite With red lips and jet black hair E I said, "I'm lonely tonight
So you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!" A E She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do 'Cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!" Chorus: B I found a sucker E A girl who likes to play B I'll pretend that I love her E Until I go away A I'll stick around and bang E Until the next best thing B I found a sucker E* Who'll have my way Verse 2: E We got back to my room Not foreseeing my doom B And I took off all my clothes She wasn't messin' around We were goin' to town E As I pulled down my pantyhose E Then she opened her mouth She was goin' south A Blood rushed to my head E Sexy sleaze, she was aimin' to please And I bet she'd be good in bed Chorus: B I found a sucker E 'Cause she likes the meat B You all know a good hummer E Just can't be beat A She sure knows how to blow E She takes it nice and slow B That girl's a sucker E Ain't that a treat Bridge: B And it sounds like this! E B Na na na, na na na, na na na na na E Na na na, na na na, na na na na na A Na na na, na na na, na na na na na E B E B Na na na, na na na, na na na na na Verse 3: E So we're havin' our fun And she's gettin' it done B And it's feelin' like ecstasy She says, "Open your eyes I got a surprise" E And it happened so suddenly E She lifted up to my chin And she gave me a grin A When I noticed these little fangs She stuck 'em in my vein E I couldn't bear the pain B E She went and ruined everything Chorus: B That girl's a sucker E I couldn't get away B I tried to convince her E I tried to in vain A I'm still a human being E You can't do this to me B But she's a blood sucker E And I'm her prey Outro: A B E A B E A E B I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist E A B I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss E A E B I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist E I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss A E B And I'm the sucker now E A E I'm the sucker now A E B I'm the sucker now E A E I'm the sucker now A E B I'm the sucker now E A E I'm the sucker now A E B I'm the sucker now E A E I'm the sucker now A E I'm the sucker now B NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW E SHUT UP!