🎸 Verse 1: C Em F C Johnny, my love, get out of the business G A Bm E It makes me wnat to rough you up so badly G A D F#m Makes me want to roll you up in plastic G A D Toss you up and pump you full of lead 🎸 Verse 2: C E F C Johnny, my love, get out of the business G A Bm E The odds are getting fatter by the minute G A D F#m That I have got a bright and shiny platter G A D F#m And I am gonna get your heavy head
🎸 Chorus: G A D F#m I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring G A D F#m You can rent me by the hour G A D F#m I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing G A D G Entertainers bring May flowers D G 🎸 Verse 3: C Em F C So Johnny, my love, we got us a witness G A Bm E Now all we gotta do is get a preacher G A D F#m He can probably skip the "until death" part G A D F#m Cause Johnny, my love, you're already dead 🎸 Chorus: G A D F#m I only ask because I'm a real cunt in spring G A D F#m You can rent me by the hour G A D F#m I know all about the ugly pilgrim thing G A D G Entertainers bring May flowers D G May flowers D G May flowers D To you