Absorbing Man chords by Parokya Ni Edgar

Intro: Dm - F - Bb - A -(4x);


Verse I
    Dm
You can beat me up
F
Call me names
 Bb     A
Still my ???? go insane
    Dm       F
I don't care if you rearrange my face
    Bb  A
I don't mind
    Dm          F
You can burn my toys and the books i read
Bb      A
Still it won't matter to me
    Dm
Coz I'm one big gump
    F
I will swallow it up
   Bb     A
And smile, oh yeah

Chorus:
    Bb-C    Dm    C    Bb
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
  Bb-C   Dm   C   Bb
And I'm gonna do the best I can
     Bb      A
'Til you find me understand


Verse II
(Do verse I chord pattern)
I'm calm, i'm serene
Not a word is getting through to me
when you scream
I'm a sponge, i soak it up
All the crack you put me through
Won't make me give up


(Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first)


Bass slaping


Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x);


(Do adlib chord pattern)
I will never falter
I will never quit
You'll never find another
??????
(Repeat 4x)