New Zealand Ukulele chords by Amanda Palmer

I couldn't find tabs for this anywhere and, even though it's an easy song, I thought some people might find it
useful. It should be correct and just listen to the song for the strumming pattern/rhythm. Enjoy! :)

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D             C
You caught me on an awful day,
G
My little life is all fucked up,
D        C
My psyche is in disarray.

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D        C
I wish I could enjoy you more,
G

I wish I had more time to see,
D            C
Your cliffsides and your blackened shores.

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D          C
I don't know why I tour this way,
G
Trapped inside an aeroplane,
D          C
And twittering the scenery.

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D          C
I feel like shit, what can I say?
G
My period is six days late,
D        C
My pubic hair is turning grey,

D
But I don't believe in the beauty standard,
C
And there's no way that I'm pregnant,
           D
So it's technically okay.
Fsus2      C     D
Everything is so beautiful here,
Fsus2            C      D
The people on Cuba Street drinking their beer,
Fsus2             C     D
I wish I could stay here and never go home,
Fsus2                C     D
I wish I could be just like Holly Hunter in 'the Piano',
Fsus2
And not have to talk to anyone,
        C                   D
Even though there's technically nothing wrong with my voice,
  Fsus2        C             D
And just play piano and make love to hot local boys.

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D             C
You caught me at the end of tour,
G
My willpower's collapsing,
D            C
And I cannot do this anymore.

G
New Zealand, New Zealand,
D          C
My song is coming to an end,
G
I hope you have enjoyed it,
D           C
And I hope I get my period.
D
I also hope I haven't grossed you out,
   C
But that's what you get,
                                G
When you ask me to write a song about your country in twenty minutes.