Intro: C G7 C Fmadd9 C G7 C {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G7} C Another bride G7 Another June C FMadd9 Another sunny honeymoon C Another season G7 Another reason C For making whoopie
{FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G7} C A lot of shoes G7 A lot of rice C FMadd9 The groom is nervous, he answers twice C G7 It's really killing, that he's so willing C To make whoopie {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G} N.C. Ugh Fm C Picture a little love nest Fm C Down where the roses cling Fm C Picture that same sweet love nest FMadd9 G7 Think what a year can bring C G7 He's washing dishes and baby clothes C FMadd9 He's so ambitious, he even sews C But don't forget folks G7 That's what you get folks C For making whoopie {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G7} C G7 Another year, or maybe less C What's this I hear FMadd9 Well can't you guess C She feels neglected G7 And he's suspected C Of making whoopie {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G7} C G7 Oooh she sits alone, most every night C FMadd9 He doesn't phone, he doesn't write C He says he's busy G7 And she says "Is he " C He's making whoopie {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 G} N.C. Ugh Fm C He doesn't make much money Fm C Only five thousand pounds Fm C Some judge thinks he's funny FMadd9 G7 Says he will give six to her C G7 And he says "Judge, suppose I fail? " C FMadd9 The judge says, "Budge, straight into jail C G7 You better keep her I think it is cheaper C Than making whoopie" {FMadd9 FMadd9 FMadd9 C}